# Some Simple aliases that you can use,  Justin Fletcher, May 1998
# Multiple lines can be entered using the indent construct shown below
# Substitutions you can use are :
# %[0-9] for words in the command passed
# %*[0-9] for whatever follows the word passed (inclusively)
# %R for the recipient's nick name (or the channel name)
# %M for my name (ie the Nick you are currently using)
#
J -join %0
P -part %0
M -msg %0 %*1
WAVE   -me waves
SHOUT  -me shouts '%0'
GIGGLE -me giggles
PETROL
  -me throws petrol over %0
  -me takes out a match and strikes
  -me cackles wildly, and throws it at %0's feet
  -me dives behind the sofa
  -type <red>**<orange>**<yellow>** <blue>BOOOM <yellow>**<orange>**<red>**
BEAR
  -msg %0         *
  -msg %0        -_\
  -msg %0      {~._.~}    A cute bear
  -msg %0       ( Y )     for you, <b>%0<b> !
  -msg %0      ()~*~()    
  -msg %0      (_)-(_)
BYE Bye %R

# Channel stuff
HOP
  -join %0
BRB
  -say Be right back... %*0
  -away %*0
BACK
  -me is back... %*0
  -away

# CTCP commands
uinfo   -ctcp %0 UserInfo
version -ctcp %0 Version
machine -ctcp %0 MachineInfo
sed     -ctcp %0 SED %*1
djf     -ctcp %0 DJF 1-%*1

# DCC commands
send    -send %*0
chat    -chat %0

# Useful actions
laugh    -me laughs loudly
cringe   -me cringes
smile    -me smiles
sigh     -me sighs
sulk     -me sulks in a corner
yawn     -me yawns
wink     -me winks
shrug    -me shrugs
sob      -me sobs quietly
bounce   -me bounces around the room...
cough    -me coughs violently
shiver   -me shivers
twilight -me hums the twilight zone theme
sneeze   -me sneezes
comfort  -me comforts %0
bop      -me bops %0
grin     -me grins widely
hmm      -me hmm's to himself
kansas   -me thinks we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto
home
  -me says "There's no place like home"
  -me says "There's no place like home"
  -me says "There's no place like home"
no       -me replies "We have a negative situation with regards that last query, and furthermore, we are sure of this non-positive answer"
yes      -me replies "It appears that with regards recent events the aforementioned question requires an answer in the affirmative"

# Cute things
blush    -me blushes
kiss     -me kisses %0
kiss1    -me kisses %0 passionately
kiss2    -me looks longingly at %0 and gives them a big kiss
kiss3    -me sweeps %0 around and kisses them passionately
hug      -me hugs %0 tightly
giggle   -me giggles
cuddle   -me cuddles %0
rose     -me presents a rose to %0

# Violence !
hit      -me thumps %0 to the ground
shoot    -me takes out a revolver and shoots %0 at point blank range
stab     -me stabs %0 with a dagger
kik      -me kicks %0 in the chest
bask     -me basks in the glow of %0's slowly charring bones
maim
  -me beats %0 to the floor
  -me kicks %0 in the head
  -me takes a red hot poker from the fire and stabs it into %0's face
saw
  -me grips a chainsaw
  -me laughs with an evil guffaw
  -me slowly disembowels %0 with the spinny end
  -me accidentally chops his own hand off and the chainsaw goes mad killing everyone
psycho   -me laughs psycotically, hurling themselves over the edge of a building with a hideous scream
