#b20,0,WORM
#c0
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
THIS CREATURE IS ONLY ABLE TO BITE
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO LET EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THAT THEYRE BETTER THAN SOMETHING
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
THE WORM IS A VERY COMMUNAL CREATURE AND IS OFTEN FOUND IN GROUPS. IT ENJOYS MOST FORMS OF EATING, ESPECIALLY IF ROTTING FRUIT OR VEGETABLES ARE INVOLVED.
WORMS CAN BE VERY PERSISTANT AND ALWAYS TRY TO HAVE THINGS THEIR OWN WAY. THEIR REACTION TO STRANGERS IS INEVITABLY TO TRY AND EAT THEM.
NONE OF THE REST OF THE CREATURES HAS ANY RESPECT FOR THE WORM AS IT IS SMALL AND WEAK AND REALLY RATHER PATHETIC AS INVADING MONSTERS FROM ANOTHER PLANET GO.
HOBBIES INCLUDE COLLECTING DUST MITES AND EATING. SPORT IS ALSO IMPORTANT TO WORMS AND THEY CAN REGULARLY BE FOUND TAKING PART IN EATING COMPETITIONS.
#b20,0,LAWN MOWER
#c4
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
LAWN MOWER BLADES ARE USED
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO IMPROVE LIFE FOR GARDEN TOOLS EVERYWHERE ... ERR NO, ITS TO KILL ACTUALLY
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
DECENDED FROM A REVERSE ENGINEERED UPSIDE DOWN LAWN MOWER, THIS CREATURE HAS AN UNSTABLE MIND AND HAS BEEN CALLED IN THE PAST BOTH PHYSCOPATHIC AND DILLUSIONAL. THE LAWN MOWER IS THEREFORE, VERY DANGEROUS, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
THE LAWN MOWER DOESNT GET ON WELL WITH ITS FELLOW CREATURES, EXCEPT THAT IS, THE MEGATANK, TO WHOM IT SEEMS TO HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP.
FAVOURITE ACTIVTIES INCLUDE TALKING TO ITSELF AND USING VARIOUS BLUNT INSTRUMENTS FOR THINGS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.
#b20,0,SPIDER
#c8
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
ITS MANY LEGS ARE USEFUL FOR PICKING THINGS APART
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO JUSTIFY ARACHNOPHOBIA
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
THE SPIDER IS TOTALLY EVIL. EVEN YOUR OWN SPIDERS ARE EVIL, WE JUST MANAGED TO CONVINCE THEM THAT IT WAS ONLY EVIL TO KILL THE ENEMY.
MOSTLY BIONIC, THE SPIDER HAS A VERY ONE TRACK MIND: KILL. ITS VERY HARD TO HAVE A PROPER CONVERSATION WITH ONE, AND YOU WOULDNT WANT TO MEET IT DOWN THE PUB.
#b20,0,BOMBER
#c12
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
DROPS BOMBS WHEN IT WANTS TO BE NICE
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO MAKE EVERYBODYS LIFE MUCH BETTER BY BEING GENEROUS AND GIVING PRESENTS
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
DESPITE ITS VIOLENT NAME, THE BOMBER IS ACTUALLY THE KINDEST, MOST GENEROUS AND LOVING CREATURE YOULL EVER FIND. IT LIKES TO EXPRESS THIS BY GIVING PRESENTS. UNFORTUNATELY, SOMEONE TOLD IT WHEN IT WAS VERY YOUNG THAT PEOPLE LIKED ARMED BOMBS. IT HAS NOW GROWN UP CONVINCED THAT THE BEST WAY TO EXPRESS GRATITUDE IS TO SCREAM, RUN AWAY, AND THEN BE BLOWN TO PIECES.
A GENERAL THEORY ON HOW IT HAS GROWN SO OLD IS THAT IT IS MADE OF CARBON FIBRE, TITANIUM ALLOY, AND ASBESTOS.
#b20,0,BLOB
#c16
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
DROPS BOMBS AND MINES
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO BE:
#t103
THE BIG BAD BLOB
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
THIS CREATURE HAS AN IMENSE EGO. ITS SO BIG THAT IF YOU WERE TO FIND A TAPE MEASURE WHICH COULD GO FIVE TIMES ROUND THE EARTH, DO SEVERAL CIRCUITS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND THEN GO FOR A SMALL TOUR AROUND THE DELTA QUADRANT, IT STILL WOULDNT BE LONG ENOUGH TO MEASURE THE BLOBS EGO.
A SHORT INTELLIGENCE TEST AND TWO MINUTES OF PHYSICAL EXERCISE, BASICALLY SHOWED THE BLOB TO BE A LOT OF HOT AIR. NO, NO ... YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ... IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE HARD, BUT IT IS LITERALLY A LOT OF HOT AIR.
#b20,0,TANK
#c20
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
DROPS BOMBS, MINES AND MISSILES. WHATEVER IT WANTS TO REALLY.
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO SHOW HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
THE TANK IS VERY HARD, VERY DANGEROUS, AND UGLY.
DONT MESS WITH IT.
IT SLEEPS ON NAILS, EATS ROCKS AND DRINKS LOTS OF BEER. IT WOULDNT THINK TWICE ABOUT CRUSHING YOU OR BLASTING YOU INTO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. INFACT IT ORIGINATED IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: IT WAS OUT JOGGING ONE MORNING WHEN IT REALISED IT HAD PASSED THE INFINITE ENERGY NEEDED TO REACH THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND SO HAD CAUSED A TRANSDIMENSIONAL SHIFT IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM.
PRETTY NIFTY JOG THAT.
#b20,0,MINELAYER
#c24
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
LAYS MINES AND IS FAST
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO DEMONSTRATE THE MEANING OF HOLYNESS
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
THERE IS NOTHING THAT THE MINELAYER LIKES TO DO MORE THAN RUN AROUND VERY FAST AND DROP MINES AT RANDOM. YOU COULD SAY IT FOUND THE RIGHT OCCUPATION. THEIR SPEED MAKES THEM A DIFFICULT OPPONENT AS MISSILES CAN MISS FROM LONG RANGE AND CLOSE UP TENDS TO BE BAD GROUND FOR WALKING. THE LEGACY OF AN EVIL MINELAYER HANGS AROUND FOR A BIT AFTER ITS DEATH.
DUE TO THE CREATURE RIGHTS ACT OF EVILDATE 21472, ALL MINES ARE SET TO EXPLODE 40 SECONDS AFTER THEY ARE PLANTED. APPARENTLY THIS ACT WAS ACTUALLY INTENDED AS AN EVIL THING AS, IF YOU NOTICED, MINES WILL ONLY BLOW UP THE ENEMY. THE ACT WAS DESIGNED TO CAUSE THINGS LIKE WORMS TO GET KILLED OFF ACCIDENTLY.
#b20,0,ROCKET LAUNCHER
#c28
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
FIRES MISSILES
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO BE DANGEROUSLY DECEPTIVE
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
TRIGGER HAPPY.
THEY DONT HAVE MUCH ENERGY WHEN COMPARED WITH OTHER MISSILE FIRING CREATURES, BUT THEYRE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. NOT AFRAID IS A GOOD GENERAL DESCRIPTION. THEY MAY BE SMALL BUT THEY MANAGE TO CHARGE AROUND BLASTING HOLES IN THINGS LIKE A MEGATANK. WELL, THATS A BIT OF AN EXAGERATION, BUT DONT BE FOOLED BY THIS CREATURE.
FAVOURITE HOBBIES INCLUDE PLAYING CHICKEN WITH MOPEDS AND RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH THEIR MISSILE GUNS. FOR THIS REASON THEY ARE A BIT RARE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL LUCKY TO SEE ONE ... AND LIVE.
#b20,0,SPARK
#c32
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
FAST
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO YAP AND GO FOR THE THROAT
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
YOU KNOW THOSE REALLY ANNOYING LITTLE DOGS LIKE YORKSHIRE TERRIERS, WELL THIS CREATURE IS A BIT LIKE ONE OF THEM. IT COMES RUNNING AT YOU WHILE BARKING AND JUMPING AND EXPECTS YOU TO BE SCARED. DONT GET CONFUSED BETWEEN A SPARK AND WHAT YOU GET IN THUNDER STORMS. THIS CREATURE IS ACTUALLY THE SAME STRENGTH AS A WORM - ITS ACTUALLY GENERATED BY THREE 1.5V BATTERIES. IT MOVES AT SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND METRES PER SECOND, BUT LIKE A YORKSHIRE TERRIER, IT RUNS IN CIRCLES. TO PREVENT CONFUSION THE SCREEN DISPLAY MERELY SHOWS THE GENERAL EFFECT THESE MOVEMENTS HAVE, MAKING IT SEEM JUST A BIT FASTER THAN NORMAL. IT STILL COMES FAST AND SO MAY DODGE YOUR MISSILES. FOR THIS REASON IT IS MARGINALLY MORE DANGEROUS THAN A WORM.
AS FAR AS FRIENDS GO ITS BETTER THAN A WORM - IT HAS THEM. PROVIDING YOURE A GOOD INSULATOR, THEY TEND TO STICK AROUND AND BE FRIENDLY. THEY LIKE TO ENJOY LIFE AND OFTEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT AFTER GOING ON MASS PARTICIPATION, VERY LONG, PUB CRAWLS.
#b20,0,VACUUM
#c36
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
SLOW, SUCKS UP MINES
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO RUIN THE PARTY
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
THIS SLOW AND RATHER DUMB CREATURE GOES AROUND AND EATS ALL THE MINES IT CAN FIND. THIS MIGHT BE OK IF IT CONFINED ITSELF TO THE ENEMIES MINES ...
CREATURES WHICH LIKE TO LAY MINES SUCH AS THE MINELAYER AND TANKS, DONT LIKE THE VACUUM FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. EVERYBODY ELSE DOESNT REALLY CARE, AND THINGS LIKE WORMS WHICH ARE VUNERABLE TO EXPLODING MINES, ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, THE VACUUM ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING THAT SUCKS AIR. IT IS MERELY IMMUNE TO MINES. IT WORKS BY MAINTAINING A TRANS-DIMENSIONAL SHIFT VORTEX UNDERNEATH ITS WHEELS. WHEN A MINE IS RUN OVER THE EXPLOSION IS CARRIED THROUGH, SO DOES NOT HARM THE CREATURE. THIS, SUPRISINGLY, EXPLAINS THE VACUUMS SPEED: YOUR OFF-THE-SHELF TRANS-DIMENSIONAL SHIFT VORTEX GENERATOR USES A LOT OF POWER, LEAVING LITTLE FOR MOTORS.
#b20,0,CRAB
#c40
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
EATS BOMBS
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO RUIN THE PARTY EVEN MORE THAN THE VACUUM
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
ITS A RELATIVELY UNKNOWN, YET INTERESTING FACT THAT YOUR AVERAGE CRAB WOULD PREFER TO EAT HIGH EXPLOSIVES THAN WHAT-EVER IT IS THAT YOU USUALLY WOULD THINK A CRAB ATE.
OK - SO THATS JUST PLAIN NOT TRUE. THE TRUTH IS THAT THESE CRABS HAVE EATING DISORDERS THAT REQUIRE AN EXPLOSIVE DIET.
YOURE RIGHT - THATS NOT TRUE EITHER. CRABS FIND IT SOCIALLY ENJOYABLE TO EAT BOMBS
- NOT TRUE. THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH IS THAT NOBODY KNOWS AND NOBODY CARES WHY CRABS EAT BOMBS. THEY JUST DO, END OF STORY.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT FOR SOME REASON CRABS WALK SIDEWAYS. THE EVIL CREATURES INVADING FROM ANOTHER PLANET SEEM TO KNOW THIS AND HAVE REPRODUCED IT EXACTLY.
#b20,0,TOKEN TOUT
#c44
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
DROPS TOKENS
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO BE EVERYONES BEST FRIEND
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
WAS VOTED  MOST POPULAR CREATURE  ON EVILDATE 621910.
THIS IS THE WORST THING AN EVIL CREATURE CAN BE VOTED. IT IS SEEN BY MANY CREATURES AS A HELP THE THE ENEMY INSTEAD OF A HINDERANCE. ITS ODD DESIRE TO DROP TOKENS FUELED THIS BELEIF. AT ONE POINT THEY WERE BAND FROM PLANETARY INVASIONS AS IT WAS NOTICED THAT THE ENEMY ALWAYS TRIED TO AVOID KILLING THEM. LATER HOWEVER THE TOKEN TOUT TRIED TO RESCUE ITS EVIL IMAGE BY ENSURING IT ATTACKED PLAYERS AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER CREATURE WHEN IN CONTACT WITH THE ENEMY. UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS PRETTY WEAK FOR THIS PURPOSE. IT WAS REINSTATED ON MISSIONS BECAUSE THEY DIE SO EASILY THERE DIDNT SEEM MUCH POINT IN STOPPING THEM FROM COMING ALONG.
#b20,0,TOKEN GUZZLER
#c48
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
EATS TOKENS
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO BE EVERYONES WORST FRIEND
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
WAS VOTED  MOST UNPOPULAR CREATURE  ON EVILDATE 622910.
LOVED BY ALL THE ENEMY AND SEEN AS THEIR SAVIOUR IN THE EVENT OF AN ACCIDENTAL TOKEN DISTRIBUTION. WHY MORE CREATURES DONT LEARN THIS SIMPLE TRAIT OF BEING ABLE TO DESTROY TOKENS IS A MYSTERY, BUT NOT ENTIRELY TRUE. IF YOU LOOK CAREFULLY AT HISTORY YOU WILL SEE THAT ANOTHER CREATURE CALLED THE ENHANCABLE WAS ACTUALLY ABLE TO USE THE TOKENS. THE TOKEN GUZZLERS SAW THIS AS A THREAT TO THEIR POSITION AND WIPED THEM ALL OUT AND TRIED TO COVER UP HISTORICAL EVIDENCE THAT THEY EVER EXISTED. THE TRUTH IS THAT ALL CREATURES KNOW ABOUT THIS, THEYRE JUST SO TOTALLY EVIL THAT THEY THINK EVEN MORE HIGHLY OF THE TOKEN GUZZLER FOR IT.
#b20,0,BOMB AND MISSILE
#c52
#c56
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
TURNS INTO A BOMB
OR
TURNS INTO A MISSILE
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
RITUALISTIC SUICIDAL MATYRDOM
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
THESE ENTIRELY ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORMS WERE CREATED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF INTELLIGENT WEAPON PLACING WITHOUT THE NEED TO SEND IN GROUND TROOPS. AN ABILITY TO WALK WHILE IN THE PROCESS OF EXPLODING HAS NOT YET BEEN DEVELOPED.
THEY HAVE NO PERSONALITIES AS THESE WOULD BE AGAINST EFFICIENCY IN CARRYING OUT THEIR JOBS.
#b20,0,ICE BUILDER
#c60
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
BUILDS IGLOOS AND SNOWMEN
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
ALLOW THE WORLD TO ENJOY ITS ART FORMS
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
ITS AN ARTIST AND DOESNT LIKE TO BE DISTURBED.
WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY.
#b20,0,DIGGER AND TANKER
#c64
#c68
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
DROPS RUBBLE
OR
BUILDS OIL RIGS
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO ALLOW COLONISATION
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t100
#i20
UP TILL NOW I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT THE EVIL CREATURES WERE JUST OUT TO DESTROY AND KILL. WELL THINK AGAIN. THEYRE IN TO STRIP MINING AND THE GENERAL RAPE OF THE NATURAL WORLD TOO. THE CREATURES DONT ACTUALLY NEED MINERALS OR OIL AND THEY CERTAINLY DONT WANT TO BUILD ANYTHING. THEY JUST SAW HOW ANGRY AND UPSET PEOPLE GOT WITH DEVELOPERS AND SO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO DO SOME DEVELOPING TO PROVE THAT THEY REALLY WERE EVIL. THEY ADVERTISED IN THE EVIL PRESS AND GOT SEVERAL CREATURES TO GIVE UP THEIR NORMAL OCCUPATIONS AND START TO DEVELOP THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF IT.
BOTH PIECES OF MACHINERY ARE HEAVY SO DONT GET IN THE WAY OF THEM.
#b20,0,CONSERVATIONIST
#c72
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
PLANTS TREES AND BUSHES
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO SAVE THE EARTH
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t55
#i20
--- WARNING: CREATURE WITH A CONSCIENCE ---
#t100
THIS IS A RESULT IN THE RECENT REVOLT AGAINST EVIL LIFE - R.E.A.L. - CAMPAIGN THAT HAS STARTED ON THE CREATURES HOME PLANET. SO INSENSED ABOUT THE ATROSITIES TOWARDS THE NATURAL WORLD, THIS CREATURE HAS TAKEN IT UPON ITSELF TO RID THE WORLD OF WRONG DOERS AND PLANT AS MANY TREES AS POSSIBLE. IN AN EFFORT TO PREVENT WIDESPREAD REVOLT THE EVIL COUNCIL MANAGED TO CONVINCE THE CONSERVATIONISTS THAT IT WASNT EVIL-KIND THAT WAS CAUSING ALL THE TREES TO DIE: IT WAS YOU. AS YOURE PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE TO BLOW UP A FEW TREES TO GET AT THE CONSERVATIONISTS, THEY WERE PROBABLY RIGHT. WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT CONSERVATIONISTS ARE ACTUALLY QUITE WIMPY AND WOULD MUCH RATHER PLANT A BUSH THAN TRY AND KILL YOU.
#b20,0,MEGATANK
#c76
#t20


ABILITIES:
#t100
#i20
FAST, AND DROPS BOMBS, MINES AND MISSILES
#u20
 
#t20
REASON FOR BEING:
#t100
#i20
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
#t52
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE ...
#u20

#t20
GENERAL PERSONALITY:
#t55
#i20
HEEELLLP, LETS GET OUT OF HERE.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES .... DUCK.
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD ... RUN FOR IT.
#t100
THE LAST WORDS OF MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN A MEGATANK.
THEYRE SCARY THINGS AND IF YOU REMEMBER THE DESCRIPTION OF THE TANK, MULTIPLY THE SCARY FACTOR BY ABOUT 10287773992 MILLION AND THEN ADD ONE, YOURE AT ABOUT THE RIGHT LEVEL.
ITS A TANK WITH ALL THE SAME GADGETS, BUT FASTER AND WITH MORE POWER. IT LIKES ITS SUPERIORITY AND THERE ISNT A CREATURE OUT THERE WHO EVEN THINKS ABOUT QUESTIONING ANYTHING IT SAYS.
REMEMBER THE STORY ABOUT HOW THE TANK GOT HERE, WELL THE MEGATANK WAS AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE GETTING OUT OF BED WHEN IT HAPPENED TO IT.
#e