Title: Cack
Short: Produce random, insensible sentences (v0.02)
ShortName: cack.arc
Author: Jon Ribbens of Doggysoft
Date: 6-jan-1994 
Status: Freeware
Archiver: SparkFS
Size:

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Description:

Ho hum. A cack generator. Just what you always wanted. Aren't you lucky?

Basically, it produces insensible sentences in a little window. You get a
different sentence every thirty seconds, or whenever you click with select
or adjust on the window.

Here's some examples of its output:

  The very rippled lasagne boredly strangles the deafening, yet underhandedly
  pointed notebook, for fully the short sheep pushes a squishy, yet cleverly
  flat llama.
  
  The quietly round fruiterer confidently mends the fractiously rigid
  periodic table, for quietly the underhandedly red stick squashes a potato.

  Strangle the hugely sharpened snake noisily, for pert lasagnes occasionally
  over-confidently and noisily shoot squishy, yet vapidly floppy vegetables.
  
And much more along the same lines... It's all very pointless.

You can insert the current message at the text cursor by selecting the menu
option 'Insert'.

Changing the program to have different objects, descriptions and actions is
pretty easy - just go to the end of the program and edit the data. The
numbers indicate how many of each type of word there are.

If I was a marketing-type I'd probably describe this program as "using
advanced artificial-intelligence techniques to cleverly simulate the patterns
and behaviour of everyday human speech", but then I'd be lying.

Oh yeah, if anyone can come up with a use for this program, I'd be interested
to hear it ;)